ARTZILA

The entire lower mainland is a buzz with excitement as the big day draws near. GNAYtheists from all over the world are straining hotel capacities and rumours of gouging are circulating. This two star accommodation in Delta (one hour away) is said to be getting $375 a night! The now famous artist and prophet, GNAY, is appalled at this type of commercial greed. For him, as you know, “its not all about the Benjamins”. As a result, in a great show of love and generosity the artist has reduced the price of his jumbo GNAY plush from $149 to $129! Every little bit helps. What a great guy! And, tomorrow he walks on water!

 

August 25, 2016

Leave a comment

Please note: comments must be approved before they are published.