ARTZILA

Recent “GNAY CODE” revelations, principally that GNAY is likely the direct descendant of Jesus and Mary Magdalene, have put the church into crisis cover-up mode, and the art establishment into a tizzy. Clearly GNAY’s entire oeuvre must be reexamined and revalued (up of course). This early painting was previously thought to be a nod to Paul Gauguin’s “Yellow Christ”, but is now interpreted as a “selfie” at his dad’s crucifixion. If you own a GNAY, consider putting it into hiding and make sure it is adequately insured to reflect its new value. And if you own a GNAY that in any way reflects the “GNAY CODE”, expect a visit from the Vatican’s Swiss Guard goon squad! Next week: I show you the Holy Grail.

 

August 05, 2016

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