"No Splash" by GNAY
Early this morning a joint DEA, ATF, and SEC task force raided GNAY’s studio/compound in Tsawwassen’s swank Pebble Hill neighbourhood. Aroused by the contents of last weeks “Bear Market Briefcase” authorities wish to question GNAY and his possible connection to the 90’s financial pyramid schemer “Gary Naydoff”. No drugs or firearms were seized but several paintings, including this fine piece, were taken as evidence. The painting, depicting what is known by locals as “Playa de Naya”, is suspiciously sumptuous for a soon to be famous artist. GNAY was not on the premises and INTERPOL has been contacted to aid in his search.