"Julian’s Lawyer" by Julian Opie
Well Julian didn’t call yesterday but his lawyer did. He claims Julian has never heard of me. He says Julian has copyrighted the thick black line and I am to cease and desist immediately. He also says Julian has sole rights to representing the head as a circle and the nose as two dots. And I had hoped we were going to be friends! Oh well, tomorrow I will do a Julian Opie style portrait of myself and hope not to get sued.