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BBC World News – ANGRY ARTIST ASSAULT DAY 5

At 4:18 this morning, chief negotiator Rennie raised his megaphone (showing just the right amount of cuff) for the last time. At 4:20 a joint VPD and Canadian armed forces special tactical squad blew the doors off the secret warehouse and stormed GNAY’s makeshift citadel. When the smoke and teargas lifted Police were startled to find GNAY and 8 high-ranking, world arts, luminaries having a “Kumbaya” moment, sharing a group hug. A joint resolution was read (by the North Korean Minister of Arts and Culture) declaring digital art, and specifically GNAY’s work, to be “true” art and worthy of selection for all galleries and museums! No charges have been laid against GNAY but the Principal Curator of The Musee D’Orsay has been detained and is facing a possible life sentence for smoking in a public place.

 

June 10, 2016

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