Several GNAY sightings are being reported from the cramped streets of Amsterdam’s famous red light district. GNAY’s love of Van Gogh is what got the artist into trouble in the first place, so returning to the scene of the crime seems plausible. Rumours have him frequenting this city’s seedy “coffee shops”, to fuel a wicked medical marijuana addiction (well documented), acquired during his recent incarceration. It seems this once loved artist is heading downhill, fast. Several De Wallen prostitutes have reported visits from a “funny” man fitting GNAY’s description. Strangely, they say, he didn’t want sex, but instead only sought a model for a portrait. Authorities are following up and have seized one of this visitor’s (many) Heineken empties for DNA analysis.


October 24, 2017

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