“Artist Tears IPA” by GNAY
Both refreshing and inspirational, this tasty GNAY Brewco offering is sure to be a big hit. More of an elixir than a malt beverage, this distinctive IPA will be available by prescription only. GNAY’s creative juice fermented and bottled for all to enjoy. AHHH leads to AHA with every sip! Are you listless, sad, and uninspired? Suck back some Artist Tears and feel instantly refreshed and creatively invigorated today!
CAUTION: Do not operate heavy equipment or fly a plane while consuming this product. If delusional feelings of personal importance arise see a doctor immediately. Excessive consumption may cause “Hot Dog Fingers”.