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INTERNATIONAL ENQUIRER July 18 2016

GNAY to FATHER MICK JAGGER’s next CHILD!

Famous local artist, GNAY, is the actual father of 29-year-old Melanie Hamrick’s unborn child! This came to light as 72-year-old Jagger’s sperm mobility test, performed in a secret Swiss lab, was accidentally posted on the Internet. The British rocker is a huge GNAY fan (as are most Brits) and owns several of his paintings, including the one pictured here. After realizing he could no longer sire a child, the famous Rolling Stone thought of the Canadian artist and flew GNAY over to London, at great expense, to “pinch hit” for him in bed with Melanie. Jagger’s first pick, David Crosby, was not available.

 

July 18, 2016

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