“Down O’Hara Lane” by GNAY
Christian Science Monitor March 13, 2017: A shocking alien conspiracy came to light over the weekend and the well-loved local artist, GNAY, seems to be right in the middle of it. Art Scholars have uncovered new evidence that suggests GNAY is an alien and is using his artwork to “signal” home. Randomly placed red balls or orbs, possibly symbolizing his home planet, are often found in the local artist’s whimsical but thought provoking TM paintings. This beautiful composition actually has two red spheres subtly placed for no apparent reason. The question remains: Is this popular local artist/alien simply looking for a ride home, or is he signaling strike co-ordinates to a hostile home planet bent on colonizing earth? Let’s pray for the former.