“His Master’s Vice” by GNAY
INTERNATIONAL ENQUIRER July 21 2016
GNAY Abducted by Aliens!
Last seen yesterday in the vicinity of Granville Island’s “Inukshuk Gallery of Canadian, Native and GNAY Art”, around noon, the famous and well-loved artist has disappeared without a trace! An alien spaceship was seen hovering over the popular tourist area and it seems likely that GNAY was beamed aboard, probably for test purposes. GNAY’s whimsical but thought provoking work is known to be collected world wide but this is the first evidence of an intergalactic following. Sadly, his faithful dog, “Wuff”, was left behind, and now stands a vigil over his master’s favourite beverage, praying for a safe return.