“His Master’s Vice”by GNAY
BREITBART NEWS March 14, 2017: The new “Canadian Ministry of Homeland Security” is believed to be in secret talks with NORAD and NASA regarding GNAY’s use of red orbs in his artwork. In this highly regarded painting, by the well-loved local artist, the red sphere is front and centre and is disguised as a harmless security camera. Paranoia is growing, as the theory that GNAY is a stranded alien from a hostile planet, gains international credence. Options rumoured to be being considered to deal with a possible alien threat, include reactivating “SkyNet” or building a really big wall around the planet. Although the latter would be quite expensive, it is favoured by local (earthly) governments as we would make the aliens pay for the wall. GNAY did not return our calls.