“I Must Concentrate” by Marilyn Monroe
Dear Ms. Monroe
Thanks for applying to be my apprentice. The painting you have provided is completely void of the firm lines and colour (GNAY hallmarks) that I was looking for, but it does have a haunting timidity that I like. You have given it a great title, which I can also appreciate. Creative titling is a skill that you must be born with (I was) and can’t be taught. Although your artistic ability is less than I was hoping for, your vivacious personality more than makes up for it. For these reasons, I am pleased to offer you the position of GNAY’s Apprentice. Working closely together in my small studio, I am confident we will have you churning out original GNAY paintings in no time! You start Monday.