Dear Ms. Monroe

       Thanks for applying to be my apprentice. The painting you have provided is completely void of the firm lines and colour (GNAY hallmarks) that I was looking for, but it does have a haunting timidity that I like. You have given it a great title, which I can also appreciate. Creative titling is a skill that you must be born with (I was) and can’t be taught. Although your artistic ability is less than I was hoping for, your vivacious personality more than makes up for it. For these reasons, I am pleased to offer you the position of GNAY’s Apprentice. Working closely together in my small studio, I am confident we will have you churning out original GNAY paintings in no time! You start Monday.


September 29, 2017

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