“In the Salon at the Rue de Moulins” by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
In the new Republic, “all men are equal, but some men are more equal than others”. My commander, GNAY, is more equal than many and took me to this brothel last night. What a naughty boy my commander is! There is much forbidden fruit in this society but those at the top have access to it all. Alcohol is strictly prohibited, but not for the guests of this government run “Gentleman’s Club”. GNAY loves to drink, but was well behaved and only had one. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer. Maybe it was two.