Today is finally here! Housed on a retrofitted oil tanker in the middle of English Bay, “The First Church of GNAYtheism” is open for business (and worship of course). If you believe in the GNAY CODE and that enlightenment can be achieved through his art - join our family/cult today! (Tax deductable receipts available) The first service will be held at 3:00 pm, coinciding nicely with our daily “Happy Hour”. Earlier plans for the famous artist to walk on water to each mass have been scuttled by a very lucrative sponsorship deal with False Creek Ferries (pictured here). Numbers have not been released but are rumoured to be in six figures! Bless you False Creek Ferries.


August 26, 2016

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