“No Splash Lite Lager” by GNAY
If you know me, you know I’m not a fan of light beer, but my sugar daddies at AB-Inbev say I need one in my stable. So, if you like lite beer and think the word lite is a valid word, this is your beer. Perfect for in pool posers or dancers, this is a great beverage for non-drinkers that are looking for that, “look at me I’m pounding beers with the gang” cool, but don’t like beer or drinking. With virtually no calories (or taste) this is also a great beer for (hot) woman watching their figures and pairs perfectly with a double bacon cheese burger. No calories, no taste, No Splash! Please don’t drink and drive.