ARTZILA

I have always wanted to own a Gothic Cathedral.  With the British Pound at a 30-year low and the country in a state of Brexit confusion, this beauty came on the market, and I grabbed it. Although a tad old (1130), it is a magnificent awe inspiring structure that can be seen for miles afar and it will really add some cred to the GNAYtheism brand/faith. In a slightly selfish move, I am having the west nave converted into an elaborate ballroom where I can indulge my secret passion for dance (ing with the Stars). FOR SALE - Antique English Oak Pews - lovely patina – as is – GBP 420,000 (o.b.o.) 604-916-1676 no triflers please

 

October 26, 2016

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