Buddhism has the eight-fold path. Hinduism has the four paths to enlightenment. GNAYtheism only has one path, and it’s “On the Path”. One of the main tenents of my new religion/cult is earn your beers. Simply said, it means exercise before booze. No crawling over glass or self-flagellation here! If you are ever in Tsawwassen, check out Fred Gingel Park, where at any time of day this path is crowded with GNAY devotees doing their penance for the previous night or preparing for the one to come. Amen to that!


August 24, 2016

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