“On the Rocks, with a Twist” by GNAY
A sudden rash of back country “Sasquatch” sightings have piqued the interest of outfitters and anthropologists alike. At the same time, stories of a savage naked man living deep in the wilds of British Columbia, using nothing but his bare hands and wit to survive, are lighting up the Twittersphere. The National Geographic Society has dispatched a film crew to the general area and are hopping to catch some footage of this hairy but buff “Yeti”. Uncharacteristically, this “Big Foot” is leaving a trail of empty beer tins in his wake. This fact has caught the attention of the arts community who now think this “Grizzly Adams” may be the famous but self-banished artist, GNAY. If it is him, let’s hope this well-loved but now savage artist can be captured alive!