Guy Fieri: “It is with great sadness that I announce the passing of our newest Food Network Star, GNAY. At approximately 3:00 pm yesterday he succumbed to an accidental, self-inflicted, knife wound to his left index figure. Tardy first responders were unable to staunch the considerable blood flow and the chef slid into a peaceful coma before being pronounced dead on the scene. The world has lost a great chef and a tremendous artist. GNAY is survived by his mother ENAY, his brothers BNAY and RNAY, his daughters MNAY and ANAY, and by his loving wife of 37 years VNAY. A GoFundMe page has been set up to help with funeral expenses which are expected to be substantial. Prices for the now dead artist’s “whimsical but thought-provoking” paintings and prints are expected to soar on this news. I’m fortunate to have a few on my wall, to remember him by, and I hope you do too. Thank-you.”


February 02, 2018

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