"Refrigerator" by Alex Colville
Dora didn’t always hate her husband. In fact, they were once very much in love. She fondly remembered how they loved to drink milk together, in the nude, like a normal couple. (sometimes right out of the carton!) On special occasions they would gear down and quaff chocolate milk, holding hands, in the buff, on the porch. The cats loved that! The neighbours? - Not so much.