“Self Portrait with Necklace” by Frida Kahlo
INTERNATIONAL ENQUIRER July 19 2016
GNAY Caught in a Trist with Frida!
Western Canada’s most loved artist, GNAY, has been engaged in a secret but torrid love affair with the uni-browed Mexican painter for years. It is well know that GNAY’s paintings transcend time and space, but Enquirer reporters have now revealed the artist himself is also capable of time travel and has been “meeting” with the deceased but well loved Mexican artist on a regular basis. GNAY strongly denies the love affair with the words, “I did not have sexual relations with that artist!” In a tearful press conference the famous Canadian painter’s wife, VNAY, and loving daughters, MNAY and ANAY, are standing by their husband/father.