ARTZILA

INTERNATIONAL ENQUIRER July 22 2016

GNAY Forced into Rehab!

It now appears our story of GNAY’s alien abduction was based on flimsy eyewitness accounts and must be retracted. The famous artist was not abducted but had merely wandered into a favourite pub for a pint (or two). Seven hours later, with a beer in one hand and a cheeseburger in the other, he was causing quite a commotion, loudly berating locals and tourists, for not appreciating his whimsical, but thought provoking work. His agent and handlers soon thereafter, swept in, and removed the famous painter to a local recovery center (pictured here) for treatment. Lets all pray for a speedy but full recovery.

 

July 22, 2016

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