“Sorry, Lot Full” by GNAY
As we speak “The First Church of GNAYtheism” is being retrofitted in a Jericho Beach shipyard. No expense is to be spared in the construction of this flagship Cathedral. The ten-meter long bar and matching pews are being hewn from old growth red cedar and carved by a renowned first nations artist. Lead architect Howard Roark’s bold and innovative design is said to compliment its environment in a whimsical but thought provoking way. Looks like we hired the right guy! Devout GNAYtheists from around the world are expected to attend Friday’s inaugural mass. Tickets are still available ($100) if you wish to attend this exciting (no host bar) but holy event.