“Sorry, Lot Full” by GNAY
PLAYBOY: Yesterday you mentioned you have your own religion. Could you elaborate on that?
GNAY: CNN calls it a cult, but Trip Advisor lists it as the #1 fastest growing religion on the planet. Who are you gonna believe here?
PLAYBOY: Trip Advisor! Why do you think “GNAYtheism is the new Christianity”?
GNAY: Jesus was great, for his time, but he was all God, God, God and couldn’t paint worth a crap. I’m a little more well-rounded than Jesus and we have this great retrofitted English Bay oil tanker/chapel/bar/casino that keeps us relevant. Plus, our Wednesday night “Angels and Demons” (wings and wine) special has been a huge hit and has brought us many new parishioners.
PLAYBOY: Amen – sign me up!