ARTZILA

Although critically acclaimed, local authorities had a couple of problems with my new GNAYgallery Experience. First the reviews:

Rolling Stone Magazine: “mind blowing immersive art extravaganza – with drinks… not to be missed! Canadian Art: “Awesome, eh!”…can hardly wait for the Tom Thompson version, eh…don’t get in that canoe, eh! Now the trumped-up charges:

(1) Procuring and serving illegal substances (2) Permitting smoking less than 30 feet from a door or window (3) Exposing visitors to naked (female) models without written consent (4) Impersonating a god or deity (5) Various other fire code violations.

So, I find myself back in the clink. Up for a dime, but I’m confident my lawyers will have me out sooner. In the meantime, I’m leading a wine, cheese, and art symposium for the guys on cellblock “G” (where I’m a bit of a celeb!). Tomorrow: Picasso, Pinot, Pecorino.

 

February 20, 2018

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