“The Face of War” by Salvador Dali
Re: Secret project code named GNAY
I enter the room. The stench of deep fried potatoes permeates. I take a knee on the center of the floor and the little imps gather around. Although my Martian is weak, my Vulcan is passable and I go straight to the mind meld. They show me this picture of their homeland. Devastated by war and drought, they have come to Earth for help. I explain how we are all in it together and our rising sea levels may be just what they need to save their planet (and ours). Big group hug, followed by numerous celebratory cocktails! The head Martian says my “whimsical, but thought provoking” paintings are well loved on the red planet. More cocktails!