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BREAKING NEWS: This painting seized in Sunday night’s GNAYart Studio raid has both law authorities and art experts in a tizzy. Recovered from the artist’s bathroom, where it has hung for over ten years, this is a great example of hiding something in plain sight. X-Ray analysis, performed at a secret Bulgarian research facility, clearly shows Vincent’s signature under that of GNAY’s. Art experts now believe this painting to be a priceless original Van Gogh that was probably a preparatory study for his famous sunflower series. As international art authorities gather to discuss GNAY’s intriguing collection, law authorities gather evidence to tighten the noose on our devious, but charming, local artist. Gulp.

 

October 19, 2017

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