“West Ends, Denman” by GNAY
Arnold Palmer had his Army, Justin Bieber has his Beliebers, but GNAY fans and followers have had nowhere to go, but I’m going to fix that. This Friday I will be launching a new religion, GNAYtheism, for devotees of the well-loved Canadian artist. And I mean launching, as we are having a bit of trouble with our tax status and will be holding our services on an oil tanker moored in English Bay. However, this glitch will allow for both a liquor license and a casino aboard our floating chapel. Plus, this will afford the opourtunity for the, whimsical but thought provoking artist, to walk on water to begin each service! Talk about making an entrance.