“Woman writing a letter, with her maid” by Johannes Vermeer
A rash of recent art thefts around the globe, including this lovely Vermeer from the National Gallery of Ireland, have left authorities stunned. Because of my vast knowledge of art, theology, and criminal psychology, Interpol has asked for my help in this case. As one of Western Canada’s most loved (and in demand) artists, I had to decline graciously. But, after further pressure and an upgrade to first class travel with a generous per-diem (cha-ching!) I have agreed to join the investigative team in Dublin. Obviously this is a very hush-hush mission and I will not be able to keep you in the loop, but I will be back with a full report the week of July 3rd. Godspeed GNAY.