“The Time Tunnel” by GNAY
Great news! The site has been chosen for the 2017 “GNAYart World Festival”. Local Delta dairy farmer, Max Jasgur, has offered up some prime acreage to host this massive fest. Well situated on the shores Boundary Bay, the property is easily accessed by private jets and massive yachts. Tickets for this exclusive weekend extravaganza start at $10,000, but are already SOLD OUT. Guest speakers (soon to be announced) at this carefully curated event are said to include some of history’s greatest artists and thinkers. Names being thrown around for the opening ceremonies include Beyoncé (a huge GNAY fan and collector) and Beethoven! Just like Ted Talks, you can’t go, but sometimes, it’s just better that way.